Premier of Angola
SATIRE: Just thought that I would let everyone know, I have been nomintated to become the Premier of Angola. My qualifications include:
Reading the recent National Geographic about Africa.
Attending the lastest Farm Aid Conference.
I was the first son of my parents to be hired to mow their lawn.
I encouraged my fellow musicians to perform a Katrina benefit for free.
Once, I played the Powerball lottery, and won $50.
If this satire is lost on anyone, that's okay. Please refer to the following link-
The Supreme Court nominee George W. Bush just nominated, White House counsel Harriet Miers, has similar qualifications. Check out this link for more information.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/4304826.stm
Reading the recent National Geographic about Africa.
Attending the lastest Farm Aid Conference.
I was the first son of my parents to be hired to mow their lawn.
I encouraged my fellow musicians to perform a Katrina benefit for free.
Once, I played the Powerball lottery, and won $50.
If this satire is lost on anyone, that's okay. Please refer to the following link-
The Supreme Court nominee George W. Bush just nominated, White House counsel Harriet Miers, has similar qualifications. Check out this link for more information.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/4304826.stm
posted by Unknown @ 11:25 AM
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2 Comments:
How dare you make light of our great president! Shame on you. You need to have faith in our leaders. He's where he's at today because of God's will! Furthermore, his nominee holds God's word to be the law. With this in mind, she is the perfect candidate!
What a load of crap! LOL
If one claims to act as a Christian, then he or she inevitably must follow the teachings of the Lord Jesus Christ. (The name of who we are supposed to follow is in the name, people.) And God's will, if one is consider one's self Christian, includes the covenant "Thou Shall Not Kill" and "Love Thy Neighbor".
Those who proclaim they act in the Christian way, and fail to do so because of the fallability that exists naturally in the human spirit, have every right to call themselves Chrisitians. That is, IF they are willing to see that God's words, when interpreted through the eyes of women and men, become fallable through that very interpretation. God's words and will be done, truth though that may be, is imperfect when applied to the world of man.
How arrogant must we be to believe we can understand the will of a being so far beyond our capability to comprehend. It is to believe an ant understands the will of man if we believe man understands the will of God.
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